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Are they Blowing them out with a hose?

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

Remember? Before Covid? Eating cake that someone just moistly blew all over?

Thanks, DJ!

Categories .Funny, Celebrations Tags cake, moist, spit

The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote:

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

“A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.”

(Various)

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags donut, hole, mustard

bits and pieces hump day picture dump dirty BAKERS dozen

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

there’s an extra meme this week. You can decide which one it is

(Various)

Categories .Funny, Hump Day Dump Tags dump, hump, picture

I am currently in the middle of the Caribbean

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

and may not have the greatest of wifi on this cruise, so here’s another dump of what I view as obvious things – or what I like to call “NSS”; No Shit Sherlock!

(Various)

Categories .Funny, Hump Day Dump Tags Duh, No Shit Sherlock, Obvious

In New Jersey they call a u-turn “Bang a Yewey”

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

But seriously, who has heard of “Whipping Shitties”?

Thanks, DJ!

Categories .Funny, Cars / trucks Tags DONUTS, minnesota, uturn 4 Comments

that was the cutest example of “Nope”

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

I’m surprised the cat made it that far

Thanks, Sarah!

Categories .Funny, Animals Tags footprint, nope, snow

The motto for chefs all around the world

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

it’s a thankless job for sure

Thanks, Chef!!

Categories .Funny, Jobs Tags ass, feed, kiss

Waddle waddle

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Krisgo
Thanks Marylou
Categories .Funny, Animals, Signs, Weather

And the “Five Second Rule” doesn’t matter with a two second dog

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

And if the Roomba beats you to it, that’s how they gain Sentience

Via

Categories .Funny, Animals Tags dog, roomba, second rule

I’ll get on a diet one day. Today’s not that day

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

and tomorrow’s not looking good either

(various)

Categories .Funny, Medical Tags scale, wait, weight 1 Comment
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