At least if you take her home and things get started, February 12, 2025 by Mike You can see what her husband looks like to see if he’s worth the risk Via
“Knock Knock”, “Who’s there?” “The Police!” February 12, 2025 by Mike “Come back with a warrant!” Thanks, Colin!
Bits and Pieces Hump Day Picture Dump! February 12, 2025 by Mike A small collection of self-interpreting memes that require no explanation (various)
I need one of these in my life February 11, 2025 by Mike Not sure if I can get away with bringing it everywhere though Thanks, Chef!
And this is why the nameless contributor February 11, 2025 by Mike is no longer married Thanks, DJ! (oops)
Could be worse – she could have killed a silk plant February 11, 2025 by Mike By watering it, thinking it was real, and mildew ate it from the inside Thanks, Michelle!
This guy is an idiot February 11, 2025 by Mike In the same aisle as the lightswitch, he would have found a Push Button Switch!!! Sincerely, Me
He may need to try a little harder February 10, 2025 by Mike or lower his standards of perfection Thanks, DJ!
Personally, I’d choose an Aston Martin Dealership February 10, 2025 by Mike “Here’s our daughter, V8 Vantage” Thanks, Michelle!