is no longer married
Thanks, DJ!
(oops)
.Funny
Could be worse – she could have killed a silk plant
By watering it, thinking it was real, and mildew ate it from the inside
Thanks, Michelle!
This guy is an idiot
In the same aisle as the lightswitch, he would have found a Push Button Switch!!!
Sincerely, Me
He may need to try a little harder
or lower his standards of perfection
Thanks, DJ!
Personally, I’d choose an Aston Martin Dealership
“Here’s our daughter, V8 Vantage”
Thanks, Michelle!
no. For the love of god please no.
who would try such a drink????
Thanks but no thanks, Chef!
I would have followed her to hear
that fruity conversation
Thanks, Sarah!
Would be easy for me – look for the one equally as fat
or larger, if it’s going over my trousers
Thanks, Michelle!