She will need at least two refills
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Food & Drink
Nice pair of melons, lady!
plump and juicy
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If a Schoolhouse does THAT for a cookie
I’d hate to see what the rest of the school is like
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If the salad screamed, would you still eat it?
Bacon is Eco-friendly, Pigs will eat anything
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It’s because you are traveling faster than digestion
and if you go westward and cross a time zone, that becomes last hour’s snack
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Thanks to the Ethiopian farmer, we can face the days
and our coworkers can survive us
Hey look – it’s me after coffee!
I’m not sure what to be more worried about; her consumption of coffee or of wine
(Various)
math can be stupid at times
that’s the wrong ratio from box to waist
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How to Make a Minions Pizza
Your results may vary.
And in lieu of crushed peanuts, add sawdust for an authentic look
Look at how shiny they turned out
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