Reanult and Ford’s new car

CarRenault and Ford are working on a new small car for women.

They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the “Clitaurus.”

It comes in pink, with or without fur on the dash, and the average male thief won’t be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is.

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Suicide hotline

Truck6I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I knew how to drive a truck.

Thanks Sierra