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Mike

3:57am to be exact

December 22, 2024 by Mike

but that’s when I do my best thinking anyway

via

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Categories .Funny, Animals Tags cpr, giraffe, insomnia

what does the bottom one taste like?

December 21, 2024 by Mike

wheelchair grease, perhaps?

Thanks, Chef!

+10
Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags drink, fountain, handicap

someone would still have to make some

December 21, 2024 by Mike

unless they were waiting for someone to make some

thanks, Sarah!

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Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags coffee, level, pot 1 Comment

just don’t shoot the messenger

December 21, 2024 by Mike

or string me up by my nostrils

Thanks, DJ!

(go after him instead, please)

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Categories .Funny, Sex Tags children, first, women

as i am in upstate New york and -10f

December 21, 2024 by Mike

Aside from setting myself on fire, cannot wait to be in Spain for Easter

via

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Categories .Funny, Weather Tags cold, freezing, not fun 2 Comments

things you do not want to hear in the bedroom

December 21, 2024 by Mike

Or when discussing portion sizes at the restaurant

via

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Categories .Funny, Advertising Tags food, love, tiny

Subtle signs you’re in the wrong neighborhood

December 21, 2024 by Mike

Things you won’t find on Zillow or RedFin

(Various)

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Categories .Funny, Statistics Tags bargains, real estate, shopping

Try it Before You Buy it?

December 20, 2024 by Mike

I guess they liked it enough to buy quite a few it seems

Thanks, Chef!

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Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags canned, grocery, opened

You COULD have bought it in town, but at multiple stores

December 20, 2024 by Mike

And I like the “One Stop Shop” Convenience myself

Thanks, Sarah!

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Categories Holidays, shopping Tags online, people, stores

The fun part is determining who is more angry – the teller or the squirrels

December 20, 2024 by Mike

Then you MUST do inside as a regular customer to see the rest of the drama

Thanks, DJ!

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Categories .Funny, Animals Tags bank, squirrel 1 Comment
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