Thanks, Amy!
Mike
This would be the perfect theft deterrent
imagine how freakishly distorted we would appear to passersby
thanks, Sarah!
Here’s my perfect retirement job.
Thanks, Steve!
Well this just ain’t my day
Thanks, Chef!
With many apologies to Rockalilly,
Who didn’t know what this was, and wants her 13 minutes back once she did
Sincerely, the Huge Asshole that she married
One of these you’ll walk out happier
Thanks, Sarah!
Is only disappointment if there’s evidence
Thanks, Gene!