This is real folks…. though not yet available.
The Scan Toaster connects to a PC over USB and downloads everything from local weather conditions and the current time to the morning’s news headlines.
Inside the toaster is a network of toasting “modules”, each heated by a hot wire. Each module can move by 30° and, once the user selects what they want on their toast – excluding a topping, of course – the modules align themselves and burn the appropriate content onto the bread.
The appliance is a finalist in design competition run by manufacturer Electrolux and designer Sung Bae Chang said he got the idea whilst – you guessed it – making some toast.
No plans to manufacture the toaster on a mass scale have popped up yet.
Now everyone can have Jesus on their toast.
Wow, that’s nifty. I would want it. LOL.
I’d like to request that every American thinking of buying this would instead contribiute to a fund dedicated to reducing the economic plight of the country…
You can print unwanted email on it for some.. you guessed it… Spam on toast.
I think I’d just print the words “punks like you” on it every day, so I could actually tell people that, “I eat punks like you for breakfast!”
Very funny Derek!