How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?

22 thoughts on “How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?”

1. I only lasted 44 seconds (& I think that’s pretty optimistic).

2. A better question: how long could a velociraptor survive chained to a bunk bed with Chuck Norris?

3. I lasted an optimistic 54 seconds

4. 54 secs

5. 60 sec

6. A better better question: how long could a velociraptor survive chained to a bunk bed with Sarah Palin?

7. 1:13 !!

8. 1:03, just like Jonco…

   @Paul in Boca: we don’t condone cruelty to velociraptors here at Bits&Pieces, okay?

9. I could probably kill a raptor… they were pretty small. Unless you mean the scifi Jurassic Park version.

10. Do I Really Want My Time To Be Long? Wouldn’t That Just Hurt More O_o?

11. 38 seconds. God, I fail.

12. 1minute22seconds,I like the part about beating the raptor with my arm

13. 54 seconds, there’s no hope for me.

14. 1 minute 16 seconds. I would try to poke it in the eye, there was no option to poke it in the eye…

15. 57 seconds. Like Ana, I had other fighting techniques that I would try.

16. only 54 seconds… 🙁
    i don’t like velociraptors.

17. This happened to me once. They’re extinct now.

18. Wow…can’t believe the low scores of all your readers! I made it to 1:32!

19. 38 seconds, what a wuss….

20. 1 minute 25 seconds.

    Oh and Mac5? WIN.
    Paul in Boca? EPIC WIN.
    Krusher? Fail.
    Jason? A fail so epic, it just might be a win. (Go look at some real science books. Stop believing what you see on CNN.com or wherever the hell you heard that Velociraptors were small.)

21. 1 min. 9 sec… although in real life I would most likely kill the thing in less then this time

22. I could survive for 1 minute, 54 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor