I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven’t lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years…… just getting over the hill.
We all get heavier as we get older, because there’s a lot more information in our heads. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
