Actual Laws Banning Sexual Activity in America

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, OR to talk dirty during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

6. In Connersville WI, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, PA, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

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9 thoughts on “Actual Laws Banning Sexual Activity in America”

  1. In a landmark ruling on a 2003 Texas case the SCOTUS pretty much brought down the Banhammer on sodomy laws (which includes — at least — #1 to #5). Also, following a grisly case involving a man and a horse (the man died) in 2006, sex with animals is now a felony in Washington state.

  2. and these are verified? how? where?

    or just another bunch of made up crap to spew on the internet?

    below you, Jonco

  3. srt420,
    This isn’t “below me” at all. This is right on my level. Even Steven (whoever Steven is). I don’t, and won’t (read as can’t) verify the accuracy of ANYTHING I post here unless it’s something I created, did or saw myself.
    If I tried to research each and every post to the best of my ability, then there might be one or two posts daily… if that. That would take the fun out of it for me and it would most likely be the end of Bits and Pieces.
    My posts have always been “buyer beware” and I rely on you, the readers to point out where they’re wrong, and many of you have. I’ve always credited the corrections in the posts and will continue to do so.
    It may be “made up crap to spew on the internet”, but I didn’t make it up. I found it and it for one reason or another it hit me as interesting or funny, so I posted it.
    Besides, there have always been weird laws and these are no stranger than some of the others I’ve read about.
    Jonco

  4. Just keep ’em comin’, Jonco. Keep ’em comin’. I learn stuff on this site…either by reading your posts, reading the replies, or looking stuff up to either verify or further enhance my learning. And it’s a hell of a lot of fun!

  5. Having sex with a sheep is legal in 23 states.

    Check your local laws to see if you live in any of them.

    See, I can make up a BS law, too!

    Let’s keep this rolling, who can make up the best fake law.

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