Another wacko story from St. Louis…. (High Ridge is a suburb of St. Louis)
Woman finds Jesus in a bag of Cheetos
A High Ridge, Mo., woman says she has found Jesus in a bag of Cheetos Kelly Ramey says, “I think I found Jesus on a Cheeto as funny as that sounds.”
She bought a bag of a local convenience store, and inside the bag she felt something unusual.
“I looked at that and I thought, ‘Oh my that looks like Jesus on the cross.’ It was just like wow,” she says.
Family and friends agree with her. Her daughter says, “I thought it was pretty cool.” But Kelly Ramey’s friend, Sue Edelman, sees something different. “I looked again and I thought a horse head.”
Kelly says her husband has a special name for it. “He calls him Cheesus.”
The pastor of Kirkwood United Methodist Church does not see anything theologically special about the Cheeto, but thinks some good could come from it. Pastor David Bennett says, “If people can find Jesus, somehow, in each of us like she’s found in this object, that would be a wonderful thing.”
Kelly doesn’t plan to sell the Cheeto and will keep it in a safe deposit box.
The story and video from Fox 2 St. Louis
Here’s a video from MSNBC….
As an ordained minister of the Gospel, I feel fairly qualified to say the following…
Eat the f***ing Cheeto.
In a safe-deposit box? I wonder what that Cheeto (and the important papers in there with it) will look like in about 10 or 15 years?
She’d better check to see if it’s still there after it spends 3 days in the safe deposit box.
Derek,
Too funny man!
And for those who don’t believe it, Derek IS a minister.
Jonco
Call me crazy or cynical, but I see no point in the divine manifesting in objects like Cheetos or toast or underpasses. Not to go all serious and philosophical, but these people need to look within themselves for that kind of thing.
’nuff said.
P.S. Anonymous, that’s hilarious!
Anonymous! That was great! I have nothing to say now! You said it the best! LOL!
These are the people that voted for Bush.