Vagina goes from zero to fame in 5.4

Miss RFTC went from her normal daily routine existence to internet fame in a matter of hours. All it took to shake up her life was a 5.4 earthquake in Southern California. Miss RFTC has a Twitter account . Twitter is an online site where one records all their mundane thoughts and goings-on in their life.

Here are a couple mundane entries from Miss RFTC from earlier Tuesday:

Today I decided to start diet, then promptly ate an entire package of Manner Hazelnut Cream Filled Wafers.
Standing behind guy in line at Intelligentsia who looks exactly like this guy I dated in ATL 10+ yrs ago.
Just what I need, another ex who now lives in LA. Now am late to Ob/Gyn appointment. Stop ruining my life!
Why do I bother stressing about being late to Ob/Gyn? She is always running way behind. So many vaginas, so little time, I guess.

Then comes the earthquake and the post that shook up her life:

I am totally serious. My Ob/Gyn was IN my vagina and an earthquake started rattling the room!

Then she posts about her new-found fame:

Wow. All it takes to go from 80 to 181 followers is a speculum in vagina during earthquake!
Oh hai, 234 new followers! You may be here b/c of earthquake vagina, but you will stay for screeching monkey who lives next door.
@onaropus just told me, “earthquake vagina is now 3rd in a google search for earthquake vagina.” Nuts!
Wow. Someone just sent me this: http://tinyurl.com/6y3mvr
Just informed boss, as a result of my newfound Internet fame, am going to need my own parking space, or at least my vagina will.
People suggesting I change Twitter handle to “VagQuakes” or similar. Come on, people, there’s a lot more to @MissRFTC than a shaking vagina.
It has officially hit CNet: http://tinyurl.com/69nm3r
VagQuakes has gone mainstream. My ex boyfriend’s mom in Pittsburgh heard about the “incident” and e-mailed me to make sure I was OK.
You might expect that my vagina would benefit from all this notoriety, but $20 says I’ll be eating macaroni and cheese on my couch tonight.
Just because I mention my vagina in a medical sense does not automatically mean I’d be interested in doing porn. Wait, how much will I get?
Always wanted big things for my vagina. Guess I should’ve been more specific
http://tinyurl.com/5rajp4 VagQuakes on Defamer!
VagQuakes followers, new & old alike, tomorrow is a new day……one I hope will allow us to move past the unfortunate incident that brought us together today… …and bring us to a more honest place…