Two important things to learn in Anatomy Class

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First-year students  at Texas A&M’s Vet school  were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.  They all  gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white  sheet.

The professor started  the class by telling them, ‘In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two  important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by  anything involving the animal body.’

For an example, the  Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the hind end of the dead  cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.  ‘Go ahead and do the same  thing,’ he told his students.

The students freaked  out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger  in the dead cow and sucking on it.  When everyone finished, the Professor  looked at them and said, ‘The second most important quality is observation.  I stuck in my middle finger and sucked  on my index finger.

Now learn to pay attention.  Life’s tough, it’s  even tougher if you’re stupid.’

Thanks Gene

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4 thoughts on “Two important things to learn in Anatomy Class”

  1. a. you posted this twice

    b. you see that young hot blonde girl with the short shorts and big breasts that sucked on her finger extremely well, id hit it

  4. ReadyFireAimon – You forgot the second most important thing, Observation! On the table was a Cow, female of the species.

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