A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, “Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we’re so obsessed with getting laid?”
“That doesn’t prove anything,” the woman countered. “Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better: your ear or your finger?”
Thanks Kev & Sue
yeah, but finger does not spit in your ear!!!!
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Not willing to be outdone, the man said, “Well, that’s a one sided statement.”
“If you have a cut on your finger, and you suck on it to stop the bleeding, which feels better – your mouth, or the finger?
isn’t “finger” just 3rd base?
I thinks that’s called an eargasum and its not true.