14 thoughts on “Why not?”

  1. When a chicken attacks someone who comes into my house in the middle of the night I’ll give up chicken.

    When a cow barks at the oven because it is on fire, I’ll stop eating steak.

    When a shrimp jumps up in my lap and snuggles up to me, I’ll give up seafood.

    But as long as my mutts and I are on top of the damn food chain, PETA, and the prey animals, can kiss my ass.

  2. MMMM….. Looks delicious but we’re going to need a bigger one. I’m thinking golden retriever.

  3. Brittany Spaniel? Not big enough . . . We need a Bull Mastive! Heck Yeah! J/k! I really like what Mike said!

    What’s wrong with gator?

  4. Actually, I’ve eaten dog with a native American family in South Dakota. It was puppy actually (it’s more tender, I was told). In a stew with lots of veggies. Tastes kind of like pork, but a bit stringy.

  5. Actually, chickens taste like gators, after all gators came first.

    Thible Bumpers, if read this, you have tuned to the wrong channel.

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