If the salad screamed, would you still eat it?

3 thoughts on “If the salad screamed, would you still eat it?”

1. It is because I can hear the veggies scream, that is the reason I will tell the burger place, “No ketchup, but extra tomato, so I can hear it screams as I chew it.”

   • ketchup is merely tomato blood

2. Reminds me of the song “Carrot Juice is Murder” by the Arrogant Worms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqzHH85WIwg

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