Suffering a hangover after over-indulging at the local salad bar last night.
Maybe it’s the high humidity that hot summer day, but he looks a little steamed about something.
He looks a peeling in his new outfit. He’s dressed to kale.
Peter Piper’s six pack is a peck of peppers.
His dog, Aspara-Gus, took a leek on his stalk-ings.
He misses his girlfriend. He sits there day and night repeating her name.
Libby Libby Libby…
Strange-looking and not very funny, he shares the same inherited affliction as his brother Carrot Top.
This must be the infamous bank robber, aptly named “The Salad Shooter”
Sometimes we all like to veg-out in front of the TV, but this might be taking it a little far.
The Hulk’s transformation just isn’t as intimidating since he went vegetarian.
My grandmother’s picnic specialty… green-beaner salad…
OK, I’m done.
🙂
A lesson in Arcimboldo.
The unfortunate side effect of a vegan diet.
After receiving his 50th rejection lertter, Bob finally realizes that his experience as a PETA ad-man does not readily transfer to the rest of the work force.
…only 12 carrots? not good enuff.
…only 12 carrots? too cheap to wear.
“Edward Carrothands” didn’t quite have the universal appeal of earlier Tim Burton productions.
Clarence waits backstage on the set of “Maury,” awaiting word on whether or not The Jolly Green Giant is his father.
Pedro countered his wife with “But a person in a persistant vegetative state cannot get his lazy ass off the couch and find a damn job!”
Pitch man for the new “Vegetable-of-the-loom” underwear.
I hear his g/f is going to “eat” her vegetables tonight.
All that work and NO twig n berries!!
Bite me ! ! ! !
As it turns out, “Vegetable Man” has no actual super powers. In fact, all he really does is lay around the house all day.
I thought vegetables were good for you but after looking at the pic i dont think so!
The final stage of vegetarianism.
The Jolly Green Sidekick.
Bella will be right back…she’s warming up her leaf blower.
Veggie Tales – the adult version.
Pedro was sure that his latest disguise would ‘carrot’ him through US Customs with ease. He left no leaf unturned.
He’s certainly no couch potato.
Would you like soup for dinner, dear? Not tonight, I think I feel like a salad.
Ever since the car accident, he’s been a vegetable.
Salad dressing?
…from the J. Crewton catalog?
tossed salad anyone?
Yes, we have no bananas. We have no bananas today!
Even though he seemed like the normal, garden-variety type of date – he did have a good head on this shoulders.
This fellow eats sunshine and sh*ts out air.
Bow your heads: Lettuce say a prayer.
Just vegging out.
Looks like a stalker.
Happy birthday Gary!
Stuntman Jose’ takes a break between takes on the new film “Mexican Predator”.
I like the random Birthday shout out to Gary.
(Psst, Jonco I think he’s over here: http://bitsandpieces.us/2010/03/31/happy-birthday-bp-still-fun-after-all-these-years/)
WTH, Happy Birthday Gary! And you thought we didn’t carrot all about your b-day. Woot!
Needs some Viagra – looking a bit wilted 🙁
HA! That’s weird. Try that again without the parenthese
http://bitsandpieces.us/2010/03/31/happy-birthday-bp-still-fun-after-all-these-years/
The Cabbage Patch Kid has grown up.
Suffering a hangover after over-indulging at the local salad bar last night.
Maybe it’s the high humidity that hot summer day, but he looks a little steamed about something.
He looks a peeling in his new outfit. He’s dressed to kale.
Peter Piper’s six pack is a peck of peppers.
His dog, Aspara-Gus, took a leek on his stalk-ings.
He misses his girlfriend. He sits there day and night repeating her name.
Libby Libby Libby…
Strange-looking and not very funny, he shares the same inherited affliction as his brother Carrot Top.
This must be the infamous bank robber, aptly named “The Salad Shooter”
Sometimes we all like to veg-out in front of the TV, but this might be taking it a little far.
The Hulk’s transformation just isn’t as intimidating since he went vegetarian.
My grandmother’s picnic specialty… green-beaner salad…
OK, I’m done.
🙂
A lesson in Arcimboldo.
The unfortunate side effect of a vegan diet.
After receiving his 50th rejection lertter, Bob finally realizes that his experience as a PETA ad-man does not readily transfer to the rest of the work force.
…only 12 carrots? not good enuff.
…only 12 carrots? too cheap to wear.
“Edward Carrothands” didn’t quite have the universal appeal of earlier Tim Burton productions.
Clarence waits backstage on the set of “Maury,” awaiting word on whether or not The Jolly Green Giant is his father.
Pedro countered his wife with “But a person in a persistant vegetative state cannot get his lazy ass off the couch and find a damn job!”
Thank you for not including a cucumber.