A couple are riding home in an old car one winter night when they see a small critter walking alongside the road. Being good natured fold, they stop and discover it’s a baby skunk who’s apparent mother was lying dead just in the grass. The couple decides to take it home and see what they can do from there so they take the lit’lin and start back down the road. As he’s driving she says “Honey, it feels cold, what should I do?” “Well, dear, why don’t you stick it between your legs?” “But what about the smell?” “Oh I don’t think it will bother him, but you can hold his nose if you like.”
Douche with any kind of antibacterial, and you’ll kill all the healthy bacteria down there and will sooner or later end up with a nasty YEAST INFECTION! Ewwww.
“…the precious air of romance…”
ahhhh, yes.
A couple are riding home in an old car one winter night when they see a small critter walking alongside the road. Being good natured fold, they stop and discover it’s a baby skunk who’s apparent mother was lying dead just in the grass. The couple decides to take it home and see what they can do from there so they take the lit’lin and start back down the road. As he’s driving she says “Honey, it feels cold, what should I do?” “Well, dear, why don’t you stick it between your legs?” “But what about the smell?” “Oh I don’t think it will bother him, but you can hold his nose if you like.”
Douche with any kind of antibacterial, and you’ll kill all the healthy bacteria down there and will sooner or later end up with a nasty YEAST INFECTION! Ewwww.