Stupid ass bitch. That’s a glass shelf she sitting on. How did it even hold her weight long enough to take this shot?
Now make me a sammich, b*tch!
I need a light ,not a bud light
Stupid ass bitch. That’s a glass shelf she sitting on. How did it even hold her weight long enough to take this shot?
*Gag* that is a Steel Reserve 211 box she’s holding onto.
Finally knowing if the light stays on when you close the door: priceless.
“What’s in your Refrigerator?”
“You give me another unopened beer & it’s the oven for you”.
She learned her nuclear survival tactics from watching Indiana Jones 4.
Close the door! I’m feeling a draught in here!
Drink beer &
Chill ‘in’ !
The new refrigerator was working out well but unfortunately it was not EnergyStar compliant.
If you think that is neat wait until you see the new toilets I had installed!
The new ‘Girl Friday’ position was not all that Janine had hoped it would be…
An early photograph of Thing’s mom getting Gomez a beer.
Jessica demonstrates how she has won the Cedar Rapids Hide-and-Seek Invitational 15 years running.