No, but didn’t he lose the last one for laying down on the job? He wouldn’t be any help on a picket line.
He ordered two foot-long-hotdogs, but they didn’t have any either. Really really bad day.
Ok, Scott, you win. I’m giving up. You’re head and shoulders above the rest of us. Well…some of us. Or at least kNeil.
I don’t know, Rev. He tried to do the Million Man March, but it was such a drag. He brought DC traffic to a crawl.
Deej, I didn’t think he made the trip? Was it in the fall?
Sure he did. Actually, he’s in the 12-step program there. Should help with that “fall” thing.
Is the 12-step Anger Mgt? Wouldn’t that lead to the crosswalk?
Even getting beat up never gets him down. He rolls with the punches.
No. It’s 12 steps up from the street to the wheelchair store. Over on Walker Avenue.
G’nite all, time for my peanut butter and nanner and off to bed. What a draaaggg it is…. getting old…..
Actually on No. Walker Ave.
Me too. I’m already at the foot of my bed.
This story kinda reminds me of the Ooh-Ooh bird of Southern Australia, but let’s not go there…I don’t want to be uncouth. Ask Bitsy about it.
I guess I’m the last one standing. I’m gonna grab a Nehi then crawl into bed.
Kisses Revy, Scott and DJ. I can’t remember the last time that I laughed so hard. (I really mean it) You made my week!!! I can’t even come up with a good one coz I think you covered them all…or maybe not? Thanks Guys. 🙂 I’m sure that this will go down as a B&P classic.
[And before anyone gets all freaky, it’s all in pun and good humor.]
Bella, I’m sure you can peg a few.
For 10 cents he’ll show you the agility of his chair. It can turn on a dime.
He’s not too smart. He once spent $50 on penny-loafers because he needed the money.
Are you sure he’s kNiel? I thought at one time he was the greeter at Walmart and was known as Welcome Matt.
Or did he hang around museums and became known as Abstract Art?
Or maybe it was when be was a youngster when he worked at sea. No, not Bob. He was just a buoy.
Isn’t this the guy who wrote the song “Pants On The Ground”?
Richard – The poor guy wants us to stop joking right now. He says he can’t stand another second.
Look at my chair Mr. Biden. This is a big f’ing wheel.
LOL! Maybe this is Chuck!
My favorite Slow Joe quote: “Stand up, Chuck, let ’em see ya! Oh! God love ya. What am I talking about? I tell you what, you’re making everybody else stand up, though, pal. I tell you what, stand up for Chuck!”
That’s Joe, bidin’ his time.
Gotta say, he wheelie looks happy.
“Stand up Chuck” (which happened in St. Louis) is my favorite gaffe of his too, but I probably haven’t heard that many. There is probably a book out on his slip-ups.
He’s Mr. Moore, a minimalist. His motto: Moore with less.
He owed thugs with machetes some money. They gave him a lessen.
He used to be on top of the world, feeling higher than the tallest mountain. Then ‘e rode away.
No, but didn’t he lose the last one for laying down on the job? He wouldn’t be any help on a picket line.
He ordered two foot-long-hotdogs, but they didn’t have any either. Really really bad day.
Ok, Scott, you win. I’m giving up. You’re head and shoulders above the rest of us. Well…some of us. Or at least kNeil.
I don’t know, Rev. He tried to do the Million Man March, but it was such a drag. He brought DC traffic to a crawl.
Deej, I didn’t think he made the trip? Was it in the fall?
Sure he did. Actually, he’s in the 12-step program there. Should help with that “fall” thing.
Is the 12-step Anger Mgt? Wouldn’t that lead to the crosswalk?
Even getting beat up never gets him down. He rolls with the punches.
No. It’s 12 steps up from the street to the wheelchair store. Over on Walker Avenue.
G’nite all, time for my peanut butter and nanner and off to bed. What a draaaggg it is…. getting old…..
Actually on No. Walker Ave.
Me too. I’m already at the foot of my bed.
This story kinda reminds me of the Ooh-Ooh bird of Southern Australia, but let’s not go there…I don’t want to be uncouth. Ask Bitsy about it.
I guess I’m the last one standing. I’m gonna grab a Nehi then crawl into bed.
Kisses Revy, Scott and DJ. I can’t remember the last time that I laughed so hard. (I really mean it) You made my week!!! I can’t even come up with a good one coz I think you covered them all…or maybe not? Thanks Guys. 🙂 I’m sure that this will go down as a B&P classic.
[And before anyone gets all freaky, it’s all in pun and good humor.]
Bella, I’m sure you can peg a few.
For 10 cents he’ll show you the agility of his chair. It can turn on a dime.
He’s not too smart. He once spent $50 on penny-loafers because he needed the money.
Are you sure he’s kNiel? I thought at one time he was the greeter at Walmart and was known as Welcome Matt.
Or did he hang around museums and became known as Abstract Art?
Or maybe it was when be was a youngster when he worked at sea. No, not Bob. He was just a buoy.
Isn’t this the guy who wrote the song “Pants On The Ground”?
Richard – The poor guy wants us to stop joking right now. He says he can’t stand another second.
Look at my chair Mr. Biden. This is a big f’ing wheel.
LOL! Maybe this is Chuck!
My favorite Slow Joe quote: “Stand up, Chuck, let ’em see ya! Oh! God love ya. What am I talking about? I tell you what, you’re making everybody else stand up, though, pal. I tell you what, stand up for Chuck!”
That’s Joe, bidin’ his time.
Gotta say, he wheelie looks happy.
“Stand up Chuck” (which happened in St. Louis) is my favorite gaffe of his too, but I probably haven’t heard that many. There is probably a book out on his slip-ups.
He’s Mr. Moore, a minimalist. His motto: Moore with less.
He owed thugs with machetes some money. They gave him a lessen.
He used to be on top of the world, feeling higher than the tallest mountain. Then ‘e rode away.