16 thoughts on “Caption contest”

  1. Hannibal Lecter pigeon finally has Clarice the chicken. “Do you know how wonderful you taste, Clarice? Mmm, your skin peels off like the pedals of an unopened red rose, and your flesh is moist, but absent of blood, Mmmm, Clarice, om nom noooom.”

  2. “WTF are you looking at, assholes? I’m a f***ing pigeon, not a chicken! You assholes eat pigs, don’t you? Well…?

  3. Cannibirdism!

    The above is my entry for the caption contest. I’m typing the rest of this verbiage because the web page told me the entry was too short, go back and try again. Whoopee.

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