It was supposed to be a bit of fun during recent heavy snow, but one family’s snow sculpture has earned a frosty reception.
Maria Conneran and her family had worked hard to create their armless, nude snow lady in the front garden of their home in Rahway, New Jersey.
But despite several compliments on their chilly version of the Venus de Milo, the family were forced to cover up her blushes after complaints from other residents.
The icy goddess, which was visible from the roadside, had attracted admiring glances from passing motorists.
But Rahway police sent a patrolman to the Conneran home after they received an anonymous complaint ‘of a naked snow woman’, according to Sergeant Dominick Sforza.
Elisa Gonzalez, a court reporter who built the snow goddess with her daughter Maria, 21, and son Jack Shearing, 12, was shocked after being asked to cover up her assets.
She said: ‘She was curvaceous, bodacious and booty-licious. But she had a six-pack!
‘I thought she looked more objectified and sexualised after you put the bikini on.’
GMAFB somebody needs to get a life
Who the hell complains about this? Do they complain about seeing the man boobs of Jesus on the cross?
Someone has too much time on their hands, and a dirty mind to boot.
She can wash clothes on that 6-pack.