No one would be that jealous… (especially when we all know she’ll have to smoke all of her 10 old geezers wishbones to claim her wealth 🙂
Oh yes, by all means let’s reward the child for being self centered and shallow. Good Job!
I am skeptical lol
Gold Digging 101 now taught in the public school system,forget sex ed, they can’t teach your children proper use of a condom, but this, hell yeah! (it’s a joke)
Jules: I’m glad I’m not the only one here who thought of it that way. This shit isn’t funny at all, it’s depressing and infuriating.
that1chick: Unfortunately, your ‘joke’ is not that far from the truth. It’s amazing the way teachers can warp facts in order to get their underlying agenda across. I once had a teacher who was very racist, didn’t hide it very well, and taught physics. This is what the book read: “White looks white because it reflects all colors back to your eyes and black looks black because it absorbes all color, so nothing is reflected into your eyes.” This is what my teacher said: “White is white because it gives all of its color back to the world so it can be reused. Black, on the other hand, greedily sucks up all the surrounding color so no one else can have any. This is also why people instinctivly choose white to represent god and black to represent the devil.” I just groaned and opened the physics book. Worst teacher i’ve ever had. I actually read the physics book for fun in that class, because of how poorly and boringly she taught. The book is 38 chapters long, and we’re supposed to finish at least 30 of them and preferably all of them by the end of the year. She finished eight. At the end of the year, we just had time for a unit test on chapter eight. Not THIRTY eight, chapter eight. What the hell.
I see the American education system continues to bolster students’ self-esteem with high marks while conveniently neglecting to educate them on basic spelling. Good job!
How do we know that this was done by a public school student? The reference to a maid might imply a familiarity.
That’s gotta be fake. Funny anyway.
so cute i like the dog’s name and caricature
No one would be that jealous… (especially when we all know she’ll have to smoke all of her 10 old geezers wishbones to claim her wealth 🙂
Oh yes, by all means let’s reward the child for being self centered and shallow. Good Job!
I am skeptical lol
Gold Digging 101 now taught in the public school system,forget sex ed, they can’t teach your children proper use of a condom, but this, hell yeah! (it’s a joke)
Jules: I’m glad I’m not the only one here who thought of it that way. This shit isn’t funny at all, it’s depressing and infuriating.
that1chick: Unfortunately, your ‘joke’ is not that far from the truth. It’s amazing the way teachers can warp facts in order to get their underlying agenda across. I once had a teacher who was very racist, didn’t hide it very well, and taught physics. This is what the book read: “White looks white because it reflects all colors back to your eyes and black looks black because it absorbes all color, so nothing is reflected into your eyes.” This is what my teacher said: “White is white because it gives all of its color back to the world so it can be reused. Black, on the other hand, greedily sucks up all the surrounding color so no one else can have any. This is also why people instinctivly choose white to represent god and black to represent the devil.” I just groaned and opened the physics book. Worst teacher i’ve ever had. I actually read the physics book for fun in that class, because of how poorly and boringly she taught. The book is 38 chapters long, and we’re supposed to finish at least 30 of them and preferably all of them by the end of the year. She finished eight. At the end of the year, we just had time for a unit test on chapter eight. Not THIRTY eight, chapter eight. What the hell.
I see the American education system continues to bolster students’ self-esteem with high marks while conveniently neglecting to educate them on basic spelling. Good job!
How do we know that this was done by a public school student? The reference to a maid might imply a familiarity.
good point,Richard.