– When you go fishing and you catch something, that’s good. If you’re making love and you catch something, that’s bad.
– Fish don’t compare you to other fisherman, and neither do they want to know how many other fish you caught.
– In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving you lie about the one you caught.
– You can catch and release a fish, and you don’t have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go.
– You don’t have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.
– You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler. If you want to catch a woman, you’re talking dinner and a movie minimum.
– Fish don’t mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.
