In the news….

by Bill Clevlen

I finally had a chance to watch the Jay Leno / Oprah interview from last Thursday…. It was pretty boring, except of course for the part where Oprah announced that when she retires in 2011 she’s giving her show to Conan O’Brien and then taking it back.

A single-engine aircraft made an emergency landing on the New Jersey Turnpike Monday morning. And when reached for comment, Capt Sully Sullenberger said: BORRING.

Beyonce won six Grammy Awards Sunday night. Unfortunately, when Beyonce won for best female vocal, her acceptance speech was interrupted by Kanye West who said Taylor Swift deserved to win.

The government reports 788 cases of lost data in the last decade. In fact, the only data the government can keep track of is how much data has been lost.

Well, get ready for the snow tonight — when asked how much, the weather men say we will have 6 inches — although, you know how that goes — it’s actually more like 4.

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