I found this intertesting post on J-Walk’s blog.
You arrive in purgatory to find it’s just a typewriter on a desk. As you take your seat, you notice that the C key is glowing faintly.
A demon says, “All you have to do is type the integers, in order: ONE, TWO, THREE, and so on. The first time you strike the C key, you’ll be released into paradise.”
That doesn’t sound too bad. Assuming it takes 10 seconds on average to type each number (and that you spell each correctly, in English), how much time will pass before you first type the letter C?
The answer:
You’ll type for 300 quintillion years before reaching ONE OCTILLION.
F.Y.I. One octillion is a 1 with 27 zeros after it.
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
uno
dos
tres
cuatro
Bingo! We have a winner!
Oh! You said English, well…
Well, the Spanish folks will be out of there in 40 seconds.
Adios!
Ifi I understand it correctly, Dutch people would be done at 8 (acht)
Me, I’m going with Roman numerals. It’ll take me about 15 minutes to hit XC.
The directions don’t specify that the “c” has to be in one of the numbers you type…so technically you could get out when-ever you want to.
Wow that’s a lot of zeros. Did you googol that?
French are out at 5, cinq. I think I’ll learn another language.
In English it takes a long time. In French or Spanish, 50 seconds. If the demon doesnt specify its worth a shot.
I’d go with Japanese. Ichi is one.
I think the demon failed to mention that when you hit the first key, it breaks, and you have to wait for hell’s version of Tech Support which is very familiar to the regular version of tech support.
So not matter what language, you’ll still be there a very long while.
I want to know what sort of wrong-fingered Mr Magoo-alike takes ten seconds to type “one”, or “twenty”.
Or even “five hundred and fifteen thousand six hundred and four”.
I’d set up a “hot key” for “one”.
Say, Ctrl-Alt-C.
I think Derek should get some kind of prize.
Derek deserves to get out of hell immediately for noticing the flaw in the devils’ contract.
Duuude is right, the devil has some pretty sh*tty lawyers……
crore
Thank god. We are blessed with many other languages..