An Englishman named Adam has become an internet sensation as he talks in his sleep. His wife Karen records his talking and posts his narratives word for word on her blog Sleep Talkin’ Man. Warning: Language NSFW
Here are a few of the cleaner (about as clean as they get, anyway) examples from the last few days:
- Jan 19 2010
“My bagder’s gonna unleash hell on your ass. Badgertastic!”
“No, not the cats. Don’t trust them. Their eyes. Their eyes. They know too much.”
“Just look at yourself. Yeah, now look at me. You don’t stand a chance. It must suck to be you, I’m sure.” - Jan 16 2010
“Monkey power! Straight from the jungle.” - Jan 12 2010
“I’m baking pillows. Burn them slowly, keeps them fluffy! Mmmmmm, pillows.”
“Potato bags. I can’t find my potato bags. I need them! [desperately] Who’s got my potato bags? Oh, fuck it! I’ll have to use something else.”
“Dogs’ scrotums. They stretch.”
“Pork chops are most satisfying. Mmmmmmm. Dangle them from the ceiling.” - Jan 9 2010
“Oompa loompas don’t sing in heaven. They tidy up the clouds.”
“Legs time! Everybody get your legs!”
“Get stuck in.”
“Please just walk away. I don’t want to have to stand here and say something so awesome that I’ll have to remember it the rest of the day. Thank you!”
“You can stop clapping now if you want. Really. You’ll need your energy for cheering me later. Shhhhhhhh. shhhhhhhh.”
[yelled upon waking] “COCK HUNTER!” - Dec 25 2009 A Christmas morning special!
“I don’t want to watch. I want to get my hands dirty, all the way up to my shoulder. Filthy.”
“I can’t control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!”
This couple appeared on the Today Show on NBC this morning and appeared on This Morning in the UK a few days ago.
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Oh, my. I practically convulsed with laughter! Unbelievably funny.
“Their eyes. Their eyes.”
Yeah, I live with cats too. I get it!
“I haven’t put on weight. Your eyes are fat.”
I’m still wiping my eyes – hilarious.
This is awesome!
Three possibilities:
1) They’re faking it. Creative, but fake.
2) It’s a subconscious word salad. The brain’s language syntax functions are working, but they’re randomly inserting words into the structure, creating gibberish that ALMOST seems to make sense (this is actually a neuro-linguistic disorder)
3) The guy’s a genius with a level of cognitive creativity and imagination that’s way beyond the average curve.
I don’t know Crispy, I think he’s had a couple of Jack Daniels and farts in his sleep?