Reddit asks the question: If you could change your name to anything, what would you choose?
Here are a few of the answers:
- Max Power
- princess consuela banana hammock
- Turd Ferguson
- Bill Brasky
- Snake Plisken
- Manheim Von Crotchblast
- Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster
- Brecht Von Doob
- Incontinentia Buttocks.
- McLovin
- Big Mclargehuge!
- Slim Pickens
- Laser Blade Blazer
- Isaac Yudovich Ozimov
- Reginald Thunderpussy
- Colonel Angus
- Styles Bitchley
- Carlos Spicywiener
- Boobie McBoobieson
- Johnny Ring
- Vagisil Peckerwood
- Friggin Awesome
- Abner Wigglestaff
- Dick Steele
- Aaron A Aardvark
- Richard “Dick” Dragon
- Chesty LaRue
- Dan Druff
- Mike Hunt
If you could change your name to anything, what would you choose?
Harry Balz
Otto Von Blastmaster!
Tim
Lance Manyon
Tyrone Shoelace
Hand Banana!
I’m gonna go with that one we just saw on B&P recently…
Hyman Shocker
My freind Derrick wants to be Dirk Diggler. ( I tried to tell him it doesn’t come with the pakcage)
Prometheus Alexandraius Maximilian Fink the 14th
Francis Ulysses Collins-Kirpatrick
Redd Sack
Anastacia Beaverhausen
camel tua
Oscar Ruitt
Dirk Thrust
Found Hyman Spanker in US census report.
Cheeseburger the Dog
Rockefeller, or some other old money name, then I wouldn’t have to perform menial labor to keep a roof over my head
Angus Mancock
Buck Naked
Beef Jerky
Andrei Smislov
Haywood Jablowme
Mr. Al Dente Hyperstench
hmmm? it would be atoss up between Buster Hymen, Harvey Finkelstien, or the famous DIRK DIGLER
Lance Boyle
Mahatma Kane Jeeves
Seymour Pussi
Slobadown Mykokyubich
Hung Lo
Rusty Shackleford. Dang it. That’s just the name Dale uses to order pizza.
If I were more Italian Looking: Vincenzo Beneducci. It just sounds cool. I used to know a kid named that (we called him vinnie), but the funny part was his middle name: Ralph. Such a grand name, but it’s like they couldn’t think of anything good for the middle name, so they just stuck in Ralph.
Bengerman Johanson Manginfringinson “BJ for short”
Jack Schitt
Aramus Trimhammer
My 5 year old said Snake Christopher Fleebledworp – I guess his mother and I failed
Big Boobs Magee…. itd serve my mom right