DJ – “Why does Irish chili have only two hundred and thirty nine beans?” Janet – “Because if it had one more, it’d be too farty.”
There’s not much worse than dead farts!!! My husband is a funeral director and I’ve been present… Holy Cow!!!
Who had the job of studying farts and compiling this information? Teacher – “What does your Dad do?” Student – “He studies farts.”
Wonder what happens if you eat termites?
LMAO we can fart after death,how did they measure the fart gas
Rutabagas?? WTF?
DJ – “Why does Irish chili have only two hundred and thirty nine beans?”
Janet – “Because if it had one more, it’d be too farty.”
Q – Why do farts stink?
A – So that deaf people can enjoy them too!
There’s not much worse than dead farts!!! My husband is a funeral director and I’ve been present… Holy Cow!!!
DJ–
Too farty. I got tears in me eyes for that one!
Who had the job of studying farts and compiling this information? Teacher – “What does your Dad do?” Student – “He studies farts.”