1. … that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
2. … I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
3…. that CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
4. … if the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
5. … Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
6. … McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
7. … parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names..
8. … a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico..
9. … Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
10. … Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
11. … the Mafia is laying off judges.
12. … Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
It’s so cold here in south Florida that the homeless can see their breath.
The economy is so bad…
I bought a toaster and they gave me a bank as a complimentary gift.
The economy is so bad…
That a Nickel ain’t worth a Dime anymore.
The economy is so bad. I went to visit my friend at his home one day, and suddenly felt ill in the bowels. I asked where the I can do my buisness and then he said:
“First box to the left.”
The economy is so bad that people are standing behind George Bush wherever he goes hoping for free shoes.
The economy is so bad that when Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The economy is so bad that Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
The economy is so bad that even people who aren’t in Barack Obama’s cabinet aren’t paying taxes.
DJ, I can’t top those. I especially love the one about Bill and Hillary.
Will “reply” for food!
LOL @ DJ!!!!! Free shoes….LMFAO
The economy is so bad I just lost my job of 10 years…wait that’s not a joke, I really did!
The economy is so bad that the illegals are going home.