A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if the store carries extra-large condoms.
“Yes we do,” he says. “Would you like to buy some?”
“No,” she replies. “But do you mind if I wait around until someone does?”
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a guy could do the same thing in the bra department
Isiah,
You’re right. However, the odds of the woman going home with the man buying the condom is significantly higher than the odds of you or I hanging around in the bra department and going home with her.
Paul in Boca – don’t be so negative. Always look on the bright side of life.
She must be a cougar.
Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you’re chewing on life’s gristle,
Don’t grumble, give a wistle!
And this’ll help things turn out for the best…
And…
(the music fades into the song)
…always look on the bright side of life!
(whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life…
If life seems jolly rotten,
There’s something you’ve forgotten!
And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing,
When you’re feeling in the dumps,
Don’t be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle — that’s the thing!
And… always look on the bright side of life…
(whistle)
Come on!
(other start to join in)
Always look on the bright side of life…
(whistle)
For life is quite absurd,
And death’s the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin — give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it — it’s the last chance anyhow!
So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life’s a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true,
You’ll see it’s all a show,
Keep ’em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!
And always look on the bright side of life
(whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life
(whistle)