I wonder what he was really doing because this is bogus. They don’t shrink and then slip between the slats. Quite the opposite. They shrink and you can’t get them between the slats.
Why is “MAN” in all caps…? To distinguish this from all the stories of women getting their balls caught in beach chairs. 😉
Actually, it’s common practice in printed newspapers to begin the article with the first two words in caps. Since the first word in the article is “A”, it doesn’t look weird that it’s capitalised.
total b.s. testicles don’t shrink and expand according to temperatures.. penises do. if he was in cold water, his scrotum would have tightened up and been far less likely to slip through any slats. everyone loves to laugh at male genital haplessness, but this story is pure fiction.
I wonder what he was really doing because this is bogus. They don’t shrink and then slip between the slats. Quite the opposite. They shrink and you can’t get them between the slats.
I hate when that happens.
Saggy balls eh?
I would be concerned about the naked swimming.
That could lead to gnawed balls.
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…why is “MAN” in all caps? That’s weird.
Ouch! Gary, I sure wouldn’t want to swim there naked or not.
Why is “MAN” in all caps…? To distinguish this from all the stories of women getting their balls caught in beach chairs. 😉
Actually, it’s common practice in printed newspapers to begin the article with the first two words in caps. Since the first word in the article is “A”, it doesn’t look weird that it’s capitalised.
He’s probably allergic to slatted nuts.
Cut the deck chair in half? Why not throw a few trays of ice on his privates…
Interesting Richard, i,c,e is the only difference between deckchair and d!ckhair. And both can be really annoying sometimes.
Thank you, eyeball…both for the information, and for making me laugh! 🙂
Hope he sues the chair manufacturer…this is a safety issue for the feds here in the US.
All male Americans must be protected from chair slot capture.
total b.s. testicles don’t shrink and expand according to temperatures.. penises do. if he was in cold water, his scrotum would have tightened up and been far less likely to slip through any slats. everyone loves to laugh at male genital haplessness, but this story is pure fiction.