20 thoughts on “Caption contest”

  1. His audience failing to send me more interesting stuff with half naked women, Jon punished them with naked wet geezer committing suicide the hard way. Astonishingly enough, the next day fifty people send in naked photos of women they had seen on the Internet who were not ninety years old, not wrinkled, not wielding an axe, and not anywhere near ice, thought some seemed quite chilly.

  2. An early version of a Russian Ice Breaker?

    It brings a new and different meaning to the term “blue balls”.

    Wet firewood is easier to split.

    The kings new insulated clothes.

  3. Parties were always dull until grandpa showed up. Just to break the ice, sometimes he’d get naked and jump in the river with an ax.

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