Norad Tracks Santa (Tonight)
Here’s last year’s tracking via Google and NORAD
57 different ways to say Merry Christmas
Top 10 uses for fruitcake
10. Use slices to balance that wobbly kitchen table.
9. Use instead of sand bags during El Nino.
8. Send to U.S. Air Force, let troops drop them.
7. Use as railroad ties.
6. Use as speed bumps to foil the neighborhood drag racers.
5. Collect ten and use them as bowling pins.
4. Use instead of cement shoes.
3. Save for next summer’s garage sale.
2. Use slices in next skeet-shooting competition.
1. Two words: pin cushion.
How to fix your Christmas lights
A group of chess enthusiasts, when checking into a hotel, stand in the lobby loudly discussing recent victories.
After a few minutes the manager bursts out of his office and starts shouting at the group, telling them to get lost.
“Why are you being so unpleasant?” asks one.
“Because,” says the manager, “I just can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
It’s not too late to Elf Yourself
Wow that aluminum tree brings back some memories!!! Where’s the color wheel?!
Merry Christmas to Jonco & wifeco, and the whole B&P family, especially friends Bella & Bitsy & Mike F, and the ones I met this year…infidel, Richard, That Gene Dude, and Paul in Boca!
(And hey infi – Jessica, too! )
Some cool stuff here.
I, too, want to say merry Christmas to Jonco and the whole gang of commenters. I hope everyone has a great Christmas and a happy and prosperous New Year.
Merry Christmas and have a happy New Year from the Emerald Isle to all B&P readers
Happy xmas Jonco and everybody who visits the B&P comments.
PS – that’s not really my beard.
Thanks DJ. Merry Christmas to you and AJ. I like the aluminum Christmas tree and the color wheel. That brings back some memories for me. We had one of those when I was growing up
To all “the usual suspects” on B&P (and our fearless leader) – Have a wonderful and safe Christmas!
Happy Holidays to everyone. (something for my female friends)
Merry Christmas Everyone! Thanks Jonco for all the laughs, Thanks DJ for all your help and kindness, Thanks all for making me think and God Bless you Chick for that picture. 🙂
Merry Christmas Everyone. I keep coming back for more funny stuff. I always leave happy. Thanks
bitsandpieces.com!http://bitsandpieces.usAnytime, Bella, anytime. I hope it will warm the cockles of your heart, or wherever your cockles may be needin’ to be warmed. LOL. You work on gettin better, hope this helps in some small way, it helped me.
dont forget Jessica,she still asks about you