Loaded Santa is on Twitter

Here are a few of his Tweets:

  • Santa speaks every language on Earth. Even binary! For all you virgins.
  • “Holy infant so tender and mild.” Really? Who’s the creepo that wrote that lyric.
  • Little Mikey in Toronto wants a Twilight book! Good choice, son. That should go well with your uterus.
  • Kids, having faith in Santa means believing in me, loving me, and sending me pics of your mom trying on bras.
  • You know when all the other reindeer made fun of Rudolph’s nose? I laughed. There. I said it. Gross-ass freak.
  • Ho Ho Ho! That’s not a laugh, it’s a mating call.
  • Santa’s busy! These Barbies aren’t going to creepily fondle themselves.
  • Oh hey mall santas! What do you guys do when you’re *not* piggybacking off a thousand years of my lore?
  • Hey Billy from Idaho, your letter says you want a PS3. Santa just changed it to “novelty calculator from Staples”
  • Don’t worry people. Don’t worry. Like I’m *not* going to shit in Kanye’s stocking.
  • Who said I loved every place on Earth? Have you been to south Cleveland?

Note: These were some of the cleaner ones

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12 thoughts on “Loaded Santa is on Twitter”

  1. 10 can equal 2 in “standard binary”
    10 can be viewed as 1s0 in signed form in which case it is equal 0
    10 could be gray code in which case it equals 4
    10 could be ASCII in which case it stands for “STX”
    10 could also be a Hex, Decimal, Octal, or Ternary number

    The proper way too write 2 in standard binary is:
    0b010 or %0s010

    🙂

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  2. He is fully recovered. He can walk, throw small objects, sneak up on his twin brother to attack him, say about 4 words and eat his body weight daily. Thankx for asking. In 6 months they will need to due the second stage of the surgery.

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  3. My cousin taught me how to do binary on my fingers. Now we yell “four” instead of “fuck you”. Also, 18 is satan fingers, and 19 is “i love you”. We are such dorks.

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