Here are a few of his Tweets:
- Santa speaks every language on Earth. Even binary! For all you virgins.
- “Holy infant so tender and mild.” Really? Who’s the creepo that wrote that lyric.
- Little Mikey in Toronto wants a Twilight book! Good choice, son. That should go well with your uterus.
- Kids, having faith in Santa means believing in me, loving me, and sending me pics of your mom trying on bras.
- You know when all the other reindeer made fun of Rudolph’s nose? I laughed. There. I said it. Gross-ass freak.
- Ho Ho Ho! That’s not a laugh, it’s a mating call.
- Santa’s busy! These Barbies aren’t going to creepily fondle themselves.
- Oh hey mall santas! What do you guys do when you’re *not* piggybacking off a thousand years of my lore?
- Hey Billy from Idaho, your letter says you want a PS3. Santa just changed it to “novelty calculator from Staples”
- Don’t worry people. Don’t worry. Like I’m *not* going to shit in Kanye’s stocking.
- Who said I loved every place on Earth? Have you been to south Cleveland?
Note: These were some of the cleaner ones
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You cant speak binary. Saying you can makes as much sense as saying you speak alphabets.
There are 10 people: those who understand binary and those who do not.
10 can equal 2 in “standard binary”
10 can be viewed as 1s0 in signed form in which case it is equal 0
10 could be gray code in which case it equals 4
10 could be ASCII in which case it stands for “STX”
10 could also be a Hex, Decimal, Octal, or Ternary number
The proper way too write 2 in standard binary is:
0b010 or %0s010
🙂
0b010 or %0s010 much information.
LOL @ DJ. But I think he spelled it wrong.
0b010 be or not %0s010 be that is the question.
To = 0h546F = 0b0101010001101111 in ascii
isiah, change of topic. How is Benjamin doing? I was just wondering?
Thank you, Bella, from the lower half of the “ten” or “2”. I dunno. I’m not bi-
He is fully recovered. He can walk, throw small objects, sneak up on his twin brother to attack him, say about 4 words and eat his body weight daily. Thankx for asking. In 6 months they will need to due the second stage of the surgery.
That’s good news isiah. Hopefully your Christmas will be less stressful than your Thanksgivings. Great news.
My cousin taught me how to do binary on my fingers. Now we yell “four” instead of “fuck you”. Also, 18 is satan fingers, and 19 is “i love you”. We are such dorks.