33 thoughts on “Sunday Open Mic”

  1. I am finished with my Christmas shopping!!! I noticed that, here in Central Florida at least, people really seem to be angry and unpleasant in public.

  2. ANA,
    Why should people be any different now than at any other time of the year? Seems to me our 24/7 talking heads, be it radio or teevee, do nothing but stir up anger. And that is heads on both sides of the fence.

  3. A few weeks ago I injured my shoulder, and today (not sure why it was scheduled for a sunday) I had an MRI. I have never been claustrophobic, but when they got me inside that Damn thing I panicked, and was about two seconds from clawing my way out. Fortunately the technician saw what was happening and told me “close your eyes and keep them closed.” I did as she said and immediately felt better. I made it through by keeping them closed and doing my best to keep my mind on other things.

    But DAYUM!, what sadistic MF invented such a contraption, Joseph Mengele?

  4. I’ve had 2 MRIs and I didn’t mind them. Maybe I took a nap I don’t know but it didn’t seem like I was in there as long as my wife said I was.

  5. i hate it when i stop at a crosswalk to let people cross and they start to do a jog and what do they do once they get right in front of my car? they walk. WTH!?

  6. I have found that shopping on-line is so much more productive. Better selection, free shipping, no rude people. Win,win and win.

  7. Amen to that Richard! The only problem with shopping online is that you have to make sure you are home first when things are delivered so the surprise is not ruined.

  8. I had to work next to two MRIs a couple of months ago, but before I could enter the rooms, I had to watch a safety video about working near them. DAYUM!!!!

  9. A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for Bear Removers. He calls the number, and the bear remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes.

    The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He’s got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

    “What are you going to do?” the bewildered homeowner asks.

    “I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I’m going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.”

    “Huh,” the homeowner says. “But what’s the shotgun for?”

    “Well,” the professional says as hands the shotgun to the homeowner, “if the bear knocks me off the roof, you shoot the dog,” he said.

  10. President Obama’s top economic adviser says Sunday on ABC, asked if the recession is over: “Everybody agrees that the recession is over.”
    President Obama’s top economic adviser says Sunday on NBC, asked if the recession is over: “Of course not. For the people on Main Street and throughout this country, they are still suffering.”

  11. It’s a really chiilllyyyy up here. -30C tonight, -44C with the windchill. That’s about -23F and -36F with windchill. Brrrrrr.
    Edmonton had -46.1 this morning without windchill. You can’t even breathe
    in that temp.

  12. Oops! my picture didn’t load. It’s a graph from Rasmussen Daily Tracking polls indicating that Obama’s STRONGLY approve numbers have plummetted to 23% While his STRONGLY dissapprove numbers have risen to 42%. We haven’t elected anyone this incompetent since 1976!

  13. Geez, Bella! I that is unimaginably cold to me! We are about to have a 39C day on Wednesday! That is 102F. Talk about extremes!

    Hope your parcel gets there soon!

    xxoo

  14. Let’s keep track of responsibilities. Nine months into his first term, it was Bush’s fault that 9/11 happened. Eleven months into PrezBO’s first term, it’s Bush’s fault that the economy is getting worse. Yea, that hope and change thing is working.
    Seems that the President is proving to be all hat and no cattle.

  15. Bitsy, you are such a sweetheart. I’ll keep checking to make sure the postman is not frozen half way up the walkway. LOL. I would not want that job in this region.

  16. Prezbo loves to play the “I inherited this from the previous administration” card. When in fact, George Washington was the ONLY president that did NOT inherit problems from the previous administration. Prezbo and his henchmen need to stop the whining and play the hand they’ve been dealt.

  17. The entire country does that nowadays, it’s always someone else’s fault, no one has balls enough to accept responsibility for their own problems anymore. The president blames the past president, criminals blame society, bad kids blame bad parenting. Get off your lazy asses America, accept responsibilty.
    Be the change you want to see in the world.
    Gandhi

  18. It made it to -35C. F. & C. meet at -40.
    And I have to go to the Dr. at 7:30 our time.
    Hope the car agrees with that.

  19. Sh1t, Bella! Fingers crossed that you made your appointment!! I am thinking of you even though it isn’t Tuesday for you yet! xxoo

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