In case anyone is looking for some Christmas Cookie recipes – you might like this one 🙂
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, Check the Cuervoagain, to be sure it is of the highest quality, Pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter In a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another Cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup Of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry It loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves A sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can Find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall Over.
Don’t forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
Cherry Mistmas !
Thanks Joe P
2 funny, now i want to go cook something. i wonder if this will work with whiskey cake? wtf, i’m gonna’ try it!
I am reminded of the time that I was doing Tequila shots with some buddies. One of the wives decided to try one, for the first time. After four more rounds, her last words were “I don’t what the bid geal is. I don’t fell anything.” She then proceeded to pass out face first into the guacamole dip…
What? No Worm?
Lol! Good one. That’s probably the situation just after a shot or two of Jose Cuervo in my case. So I’ll just pass on the Cuervo and have a glass of milk instead. Then I want the cookie…
I’ve been cooking my Christmas cake ( & Christmas dinner) like this for years, except I replace the tequila with Grant’s scotch whisky.
Nom!
And none of the stress usually associated with Christmas day….well, not that I can remember!
Nothing beats the Christmas when I woke up, put the kettle on the gas cooker to boil, and managed to set my sleeve on fire!
Ooo, HAWT!!
Took a bottle to recover from that before I’d even put the oven on to cook dinner…ARF!!