1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.
2. When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are infinitesimal.
3. Santa seldom answers your mail.
4. When you ask Santa where he gets all the stuff he’s got, he says, “Elves make it for me.”
5. Santa doesn’t care about your deadlines.
6. Your parents ascribed supernatural powers to Santa, but did all the work themselves.
7. Nobody knows who Santa has to answer to for his actions.
8. Santa laughs entirely too much.
9. Santa thinks nothing of breaking into your HOME.
10. Only a lunatic says bad things about Santa in his presence.
oh thats great. i like the reference to breaking into your HOME – somehow i think a lot of people won’t understand this bit as it relates to the system admins though 🙂
Yeah, but sys admins and other computer geeks do have a cool theme song: http://www.arrogantworms.com/music/the-guy-with-computer-know-how/
bitflung–aren’t sys admins able to break into your computer? For most of us, that is the same as breaking into our house.
They both live in a place that receives very little sunlight.