Here are just a few:
- One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
- Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
- You never know where to look when eating a banana.
- You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
- There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you’ve got your hand or head stuck in something.
- Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
- You’re never quite sure whether it’s against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
I never had that uncle.
Well OBVIOUSLY, that means that uncle is you :p
It can’t be when I’m a female. :p
For some reason, you know it is right when you read something like this … plus why does it happen only when eating a banana? 🙂