DECEMBER 8–Meet Elsie Egan. The Florida woman, 53, is facing a felony domestic abuse charge for allegedly striking her boyfriend several times in the head with a raw steak, according to police. Egan, pictured in the below mug shot, was busted last night after a confrontation in the Dunnellon home she shares with Peter Schabhuttl. The 49-year-old Schabhuttl is described in a Marion County Sheriff’s Office report as disabled and terminally ill with cancer. He told cops that Egan, his live-in girlfriend of 16 years, struck him “on top of his head with an uncooked steak (approximately 10-16 oz.)” after they quarreled about bread to be consumed at dinner. Schabhuttl wanted a roll. Egan, however, wanted him to eat sliced bread. “He said that when he refused, she attacked him with the steak,” reported Deputy Carmen Gallup, who noted observing slight redness on Schabhuttl’s right cheek and the crown of his head. While Egan denied wielding the steak, she admitted slapping Schabhuttl several times “so that he can learn.”
A random steak.
Thanks DJ
Elsie, who is 85% deaf, did not understand Peter’s request to “beat my meat”.
To prevent further attacks, the police plan to have a steak out in front of the couple’s home. They grilled the suspect, but information was rare.
He’s lucky it wasn’t a chop.
But, Rev, she does seem to be a bit of a porker
I thought the investigation was well done.
All right—They plan to use a medium to solve the next one. WTF, you guys took all the good ones.
I was sure they’d say the steak was applied to his blackened head and shoulders.
Stay outta Marion County, Jonco!
Looks like you’ll only fly over her
That guy got a raw deal. I hope she’s a seasoned cook and has to eat that one.
To find the weapon, they did a strip search.
Ah Hahaha! I’m here, meat your match!
Nah just kidding. I’m tired, I’ve mignon-ing all evening, so I’m not gonna brisket. You guys did an A.1. job on this.
Apparently you can’t have your steak and beat it too.
‘The Fable of the Disabled and Unstable’
Meet Elsie Egan not quite a vegan
A Florida woman who started wiggin’
When boyfriend Pete and she ate meat
She took a steak and began to beat
Him on the head til it turned red
Because he despised her sliced bread
She had a bowl filled up with rolls
Deny him to eat them was her goal
He had no need he tried to plead
For bread with tiny sesame seeds
She spun and turned her glare was stern
She wielded a steak ‘so that he can learn’
Like a sneak she slapped his cheek
Despite him being sick and weak
As you have guessed from this detest
She was quickly placed under arrest
For 16 years he lived in fear
With raw meat she domineered
Why not a knife? Why not his wife?
What a way to live a life
She did the crime she’ll do the time
And so to wrap up this rhyme
He’s nearly dead he hated bread
She threw a steak at his head
I’ve been reading Dr Seuss with my son. That might explain why.
You ARE the good doc reincarnate…..or sumpthin!!
Maybe she thought he was a vampire.
If you think about it, “wouldn’ steak” kill a vampire?
Everyone came up with some prime-rib ticklers on this one.
DAYUM at least we know she didnt get the tube steak
Elsie faces more serious charges after police learned she was using a Flat Iron steak.
Infi,
I left that one forya!!
I love thi9s place. It’s a great way to meat friends.
D@mn it! Now I want a steak. A clean, chicago medium rare one.
I just hope that steak wasn’t still frozen!