Dear Turkey,
As a defence mechanism I made you dry and largely tasteless. Mankind’s discovery of gravy and cranberry sauce to combat that is nothing to do with me.
Unlucky.
Love
God.
Seems that Mr. Pig has a bigger concern. He is also fat, flightless, delicious and in demand all year ’round…
Richard – but at least some Jewish sects and the Muslims won’t touch Mr. Pig.
Dear Turkey,
As a defence mechanism I made you dry and largely tasteless. Mankind’s discovery of gravy and cranberry sauce to combat that is nothing to do with me.
Unlucky.
Love
God.
Seems that Mr. Pig has a bigger concern. He is also fat, flightless, delicious and in demand all year ’round…
Richard – but at least some Jewish sects and the Muslims won’t touch Mr. Pig.