” SO YOUR A BIG TOUGH HELLS ANGEL WHO’S GOING TO RIP MY HEAD OFF IF I DON’T STOP THESE ANNOYING CALLS HEY , WELL WHAT SAY YOU COME AROUND TO THE JONES FARM AND SHOW ME HOW IT’S DONE THEN TOUGH BOY “
Gus, whatever you’re smoking stop. No one here believes that wild tail about an arch.
Lassie….it’s Timmy again…..
Come quickly! Timmy’s fallen into the well!
Hello Clara!?… That darn Martin kid fell down the well again.. Oh his collie?? she ran for help, she may be pretty but not so brite,, I figured the phone would be faster,
Please press 1 for westies, press 2 for poodles, 3 for yorkies, 4 for mutts, or just hold for a operator.
Just talking on the dog and bone… (I think you’ll have to be english to understand that one…)
Hello, Baha Men? Did you ever find out who let us out?
Offshore call centres
Sarah, please come home, we all miss you here in Alaska!
Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF WOOF!
Send an order of Kibbles and Bits DAMN QUICK!
Help, Help, I’ve turned into a dog…hello? Damnit…is anyone there? Let’s see here…insert coin…done that…dial 9…done that…
“Snausages?!”
hey bitch I told you not to call me here
Is this the dogging hotline?
Darn thing talks to much and leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
RURRO? (hello in dogspeak)
No I said WELL, W-E-L-L……Whisky, Echo, Lima, Lima. Don’t tell me I’m speaking to someone in Mumbai again.
On the telephone, nobody knows you’re a dog !
Yes dear, I’ll stop by the store on the way home and pick up some cat food…
Hello Lassie? It’s King – how’s it goin’ baby? Great – that’s good. Are you free on Saturday? Yah, I was thinkin’ of pushin’ little Timmy into the mine shaft again – you could come by and we could make a day of it…
What am I wearing? I’m wearing a red bra and matching thong, stiletto heels, fishnet stockings with a garter belt, a lace choker and black leather gloves up to my elbows.
Hello, operator, get me 1-900-bitches-in-heat…
Uchtung! There’s been an escape from barracks number five!
Can you hear me now?
” SO YOUR A BIG TOUGH HELLS ANGEL WHO’S GOING TO RIP MY HEAD OFF IF I DON’T STOP THESE ANNOYING CALLS HEY , WELL WHAT SAY YOU COME AROUND TO THE JONES FARM AND SHOW ME HOW IT’S DONE THEN TOUGH BOY “
Gus, whatever you’re smoking stop. No one here believes that wild tail about an arch.
Lassie….it’s Timmy again…..
Come quickly! Timmy’s fallen into the well!
Hello Clara!?… That darn Martin kid fell down the well again.. Oh his collie?? she ran for help, she may be pretty but not so brite,, I figured the phone would be faster,
Please press 1 for westies, press 2 for poodles, 3 for yorkies, 4 for mutts, or just hold for a operator.
Just talking on the dog and bone… (I think you’ll have to be english to understand that one…)
Hello, Baha Men? Did you ever find out who let us out?
Offshore call centres
Sarah, please come home, we all miss you here in Alaska!
Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF WOOF!
Send an order of Kibbles and Bits DAMN QUICK!
Help, Help, I’ve turned into a dog…hello? Damnit…is anyone there? Let’s see here…insert coin…done that…dial 9…done that…
“Snausages?!”
hey bitch I told you not to call me here
Is this the dogging hotline?
Darn thing talks to much and leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
RURRO? (hello in dogspeak)
No I said WELL, W-E-L-L……Whisky, Echo, Lima, Lima. Don’t tell me I’m speaking to someone in Mumbai again.
On the telephone, nobody knows you’re a dog !
Yes dear, I’ll stop by the store on the way home and pick up some cat food…
Hello Lassie? It’s King – how’s it goin’ baby? Great – that’s good. Are you free on Saturday? Yah, I was thinkin’ of pushin’ little Timmy into the mine shaft again – you could come by and we could make a day of it…
What am I wearing? I’m wearing a red bra and matching thong, stiletto heels, fishnet stockings with a garter belt, a lace choker and black leather gloves up to my elbows.
Hello, operator, get me 1-900-bitches-in-heat…
Uchtung! There’s been an escape from barracks number five!