with this little blue chip your girlfriend will be taking mega bytes and we guarantee no tera(ble)flops for the next 4 hours. comes with a free fan to help cool your device after working it hard for hours.
Huh, I just noticed I was supposed to contribute to this. Oddly enough I can’t think of anything to add. But “hard push to penetrate the chip business” sounds like a gay porno with someone named Chip. But I wouldn’t know anything about that.
hmm I quess it has a big hard drive
with this little blue chip your girlfriend will be taking mega bytes and we guarantee no tera(ble)flops for the next 4 hours. comes with a free fan to help cool your device after working it hard for hours.
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i have too much free time
upgrade your RAM today
Huh, I just noticed I was supposed to contribute to this. Oddly enough I can’t think of anything to add. But “hard push to penetrate the chip business” sounds like a gay porno with someone named Chip. But I wouldn’t know anything about that.