Saturday Open Mic

Hat micThis is where you can say whatever you like.

Turn your radio down and grab the mic…

You’re….

On air

Sticky post

37 thoughts on “Saturday Open Mic”

  1. Alex – Song’s pretty good, kinda catchy, good video work too.
    Is that you on vocals and/or instrumentation?
    BTW…yer GF’s pretty cute, too.

  2. Yeah that is my girlfriend and she sings part of it too. I did write the music myself and the guy’s voice is me singing. Glad you liked it!

    Klaw – That video is awful lol. Bo Burnham hates me though which is hilarious.

  3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6gD_CwF5YM&feature=related

    I said a hip, hop, the hippie
    the hippie dibby hip hop hop and you don’t stop
    to rock it to the bang bang boogie
    say up jump the boogie,
    to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
    Now what you hear is not a test
    cause we’re rappin to the beat
    And me, the groove, and my friends
    are gonna try to move your feet
    See I, am, Albert Brown, and I’d like to say hello
    To the black, to the white, the red and the brown,
    the purple and yellow; but first, I gotta
    bang bang, the boogie to the boogie
    Say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie
    Let’s rock, you don’t stop
    Rock the rhythm that’ll make your body rock.
    Well so, far, you’ve heard my voice
    and I brought two friends along
    The next up to seize is Euripides
    So c’mon E, sing that song!

  4. Come on people, It’s not as if you going to have a beer with the boy later. I bet he has a big balloon or whatever in his back lawn just in case this don’t go over so good. The first 7 second was pretty good and then,, well you know what happen.

  5. A Rod – Nice work! Watch out! DJ has spotted your girlfriend. Just make sure Infidel doesn’t see the video. You’ll have to lock her up. Keep up the good work!

  6. I guess Tehobu thinks my song is horrible lol.

    Anyway thanks (Another) Scott! I’m glad people like it, cause it’s my first single from an album I have coming out in 2010.

    I’ma go now but thanks for the comments guys! Have a fantastic day!

    ::.. Alex

    ……or A-Rod…..ugh….Go Phillies!!!!

  7. Marky got with Sharon
    And Sharon got Cherese
    She was sharing Sharon’s outlook
    On the topic of disease
    Mikey had a facial scar
    And Bobby was a racist
    They were all in love with dyin’
    They were doing it in Texas
    Tommy played piano
    Like a kid out in the rain
    Then he lost his leg in Dallas
    He was dancing with a train
    They were all in love with dyin’
    They were drinking from a fountain
    That was pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain

    I don’t mind the sun sometimes
    The images it shows
    I can taste you on my lips
    And smell you in my clothes
    Cinnamon and sugary
    And softly spoken lies
    You never know just how you look
    Through other people’s eyes

    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain

    I don’t mind the sun sometimes
    The images it shows
    I can taste you on my lips
    And smell you in my clothes
    Cinnamon and sugary
    And softly spoken lies
    You never know just how you look
    Through other people’s eyes

    (In Reverse:
    I don’t mind the sun sometimes
    The images it shows
    You never know just how you look
    Through other people’s eyes)

    Another Mikey took a knife
    While arguing in traffic
    Flipper died a natural death
    He caught a nasty virus
    Then there was the ever-present
    Football player rapist
    They were all in love with dyin’
    They were doing it in Texas
    Pauly caught a bullet
    But it only hit his leg
    Well it should have been a better shot
    He got him in the head
    They were all in love with dyin’
    They were drinking from a fountain
    That was pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain

    I don’t mind the sun sometimes
    The images it shows
    I can taste you on my lips
    And smell you in my clothes
    Cinnamon and sugary
    And softly spoken lies
    You never know just how you look
    Through other people’s eyes

    Pepper lyrics by the butthole surfers

  8. It’s funny how we get lyrics wrong when we listen to a song and don’t discover that we were wrong until years later. I always thought they were singing “they were all in love with Dianne” in that Butthole Surfers song. It makes a lot more sense when you get the real lyrics.

  9. Well, it’s 2:16 am on Sunday morning. I just got home from a wedding reception. I’ll probably sleep in in the morning. It took me 20 minutes to go thru the comments since I left home this afternoon … errrr yesterday afternoon. So I might miss the Sunday morning chat. 🙂

  10. Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman.

    She asked me if I liked breasts or legs. I told her what I really liked

    was a shaved snatch.

    Apparently I’m not welcome back at KFC.

  11. The Soldier and the Nun

    A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, ‘Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.’The nun agreed.A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?’The nun replied, ‘He went that way.’

    After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, ‘I can’t thank you enough Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq .’The nun said, ‘I understand completely.’

    The soldier added, ‘I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!’The nun replied, ‘If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls….I don’t want to go to Iraq either.’

  12. Jonco – That little logo that shows on the B&P tab in FF…the favicon??…is blank for the past few days. It used to be you, then Gus, but there’s nothing there now. I usually have 15-25 tabs open and I NEED it!

  13. Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.” The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.” “Oh, how childish,” said the Poodle. “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.” She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said “How well can you do?” “Ummmm…I HATE liver and cheese,” blurts the Golden Retriever. “My, my,” said the Poodle. “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as dumb as the Lab’s sentence.” She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, “How about you, little guy?” The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says…
    “Liver alone. Cheese mine.

Leave a Comment