27 thoughts on “America – Canada’s pants”

  1. you are a fake country. The Queen of england is your head of state, you have no distinct dialect, holidays, your population for the most part lives right on the border, you have nothing unique about your government, and your people are indistinguishable from americans, your border guards are half women that are so small I could bench press them, your electrical gird is hooked up to ours, uses the same voltage as we do, you have only been involved in one war, your one revolution was a joke. you use the same octane fuel, drive with the same traffic laws, are racially near identical, play in the same sports, participate in the same leagues, your best artists actors are all here. How the hell are your a country? Your just America 2.

    I worked illegally in Canada for two months, no one could tell that I was American. Half of my city is from your “country” so I do know what I am talking about.

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  2. Gee, I’ll be sure to tell the Quebecquois that they don’t have an accent. Oh, and I’m sure that the Canadians who fought in WWII and WWI will be glad to know that they don’t count. What an a$$. And all of this from somebody living in the armpit also known as Buffalo.

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  3. Isiah – Don’t you currently live in the Queen City? Can the people of the U.S. tell whether or not you’re a citizen of the U.S.? Maybe check the mirror for dolls eyes?

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  4. tsk tsk. So many loyal fans. Niagara falls is so much better then buffalo right? Was listening the other day about how a women tried to steal a turkey by stuffing it under her shirt and claiming to be pregnant. The last time I worked there from the office we could see people dumping trash out of there window down into the garbage can 30 feet below, real classy. Thats the Niagara falls the Canadians dont want you to see. I have yet to hear a single american ever say that buffalo was part of canada.

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  5. I’ll help you Bella. i spent a lot of time transporting lumber out of Canada there is so much red tape to get stuff back and forth at the border it has to be a real government operation. besides i know some real nice Canadians and its easy to tell them from Americans “A” less ego. I do wish they would stop putting there quarters in my candy machines though no one will exchange them for me here.

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  6. When ever I come across someone with an American accent , I always ask them if they’re Canadian , if they are then I have made there day , if they aren’t then that makes my day. One other thing that Canadians don’t have to worry about is being called a Septic tank.

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  7. isiah; I am really stunned to hear you talk like that, I thought you’d be above trash talking Canada. Especially since it was a joke post, it’s not like anyone was claiming Canada saved the world or anything. It was just for a laugh.

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  8. It’s quite obvious that isiah has never met someone from Newfoundland if he thinks there’s no distinct dialect in Canada. The rest is just wrong…

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  9. @ isiah:

    “Canada – America, done right”

    When we travel, when we chat with the “locals” often we are asked if we are American. No big deal to us, we just tell them that, no, we are Canadian. Invariably, they apologize profusely. Every country has its good points and bad points, but we thought that particular (international) reaction was interesting.

    It would seem, with your attitude about a country that you evidently know absolutely nothing about, that the perception of the “obnoxious American” is still justified. How sad.

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  10. Isiah – are you posting drunk? Because that seems really out of character for you to be so.. well, y’know?
    In the spirit of my mother’s advice of trying to find the positive in everything, you did manage to be racist, xenophobic, sexist and almost entirely wrong in one single sentence, which must be a record. So well done mate!
    Also in the same spirit, the people “dumping trash out of there their window down into the garbage can 30 feet below” are not only classy, but also amply demonstrate that Canadians have terrific hand-eye coordination and aiming skills in addition to being very labour efficient.

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  11. PS Even I, a Brit, can hear the difference between a Canadian and an American. Just listen a little harder and longer before you make a judgement.
    Oh, hang on, that could also apply to a lot of other things…

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  12. isiahs’ comments only reinforce the Stereotype of an Ignorant American… He obviously Knows nothing about Canada 1 War??? Same Sports??? Nothing unique about Political System??? moron!! guess we need to burn the White house Again…

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