Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less,
(2) don’t ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don’t hang out with drug-using people;
(7) don’t smoke or drink,
(8) don’t want to wear your clothes,
(9) don’t have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don’t need a gazillion dollars for college and
(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children …
Thanks Gary
Re: #6 – They do if their owner is a user…
Re: #7 – One word… “Toddles.” (Inside joke, just for Jonco.)
LOL @ Derek. Yes, I remember Toddles loved his beer. He could out-drink quite a few of the guys. Thanks for the reminder.
I LOVE this! I need to show it to everyone who says I need kids!
Could these “jokes” be any more stale and old?
booboo, Probably… I’ll see what I can do.