Controlling the cries of an inconsolable baby is one of the first true tests any parent goes through. It’s one of those things that will keep you up all night regardless of which sleep medication you prefer.
The Why Cry Baby Analyzer is the baby monitor of your dreams. Its advanced frequency analysis technology only needs 20 seconds to let you know why your child is screaming to the heavens. Whether your baby is Stressed, Sleepy, Annoyed, Bored or Hungry, this device will identify it on its LCD screen.
AI that supercedes a mother’s intuition? I don’t think so!
good luck with that
New Mom (& Dad) didn’t know they’d lose a little sleep for a couple of months?? Dayum. If a mother needs to buy a $100 advanced digital LCD frequency analysis machine to tell her how to care for her own baby, maybe she shouldn’t be a mother. How did we make it for millions of years without this? Rock ’em and give ’em the breast and most of those 5 problems will probably be solved.
Interesting that the ad for this refers to babies as monsters.
Like that1chick said…good luck.
Not as good as the one that Homer Simpson’s brother made.
I have 2 kids under 3 and am very skeptical of this translator! I remember simpson’s brother making that and thought it was a good idea!
DB Dan
Romancing Jennifer…sike