There were two DJ’s talking on the radio one day and one of them said, ‘Jesus H Christ!” and the other laughed and said, “I wonder what the H stands for?” Well, it was four AM so I called in and when the guy answered I told him H stood for Holy, and he said, “That’s nice, okay, thanks for calling” in that tone of voice that suggested he was sorry he asked. Before he hung up, I said, “That’s a nickname he got right after they pulled the nails out.”
The aired it and played AC/DC’s Highway To Hell right after.
What the shit-splattered baby Jesus on a jet-ski is blasphemy day?
There are two DJs? Well I’ll be damned.
Maffu, It’s similar to muslims slathering pork all over their bodies and licking it off day. The difference is that pork tastes better than sh*t. I base that on how the sh*t my cats produce, and the odor that wafts through the house when they are finished.
haha.
Jesus is hanging on the cross. He keeps calling for the Apostle Paul, and Paul finally arrives. “Yes, my Lord, what can I do for you? What do you need?”
“I need nothing, Paul,” Jesus replies, “but I wanted to tell you that I can see your house from here.”
(I know I posted a variation of this a while ago, sorry.)
Is blasphemy only allowed against Christian religions? Because I have an overwhelming urge to plop one on a koran I use as a doormat at the moment. Well, most moments.
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May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits
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Rare photo of Muslim pussie:
YAY two DJ’s!! One can stay at home and keep B&Ping while the other travels!!
Damn! I missed Blasphemy day!
Sweeeeeet Jeezus Bitsy, I did too.
I am xenu lord of darkness! I am proud to be one of the many students that helped drive the scientologists off my university campus
There were two DJ’s talking on the radio one day and one of them said, ‘Jesus H Christ!” and the other laughed and said, “I wonder what the H stands for?” Well, it was four AM so I called in and when the guy answered I told him H stood for Holy, and he said, “That’s nice, okay, thanks for calling” in that tone of voice that suggested he was sorry he asked. Before he hung up, I said, “That’s a nickname he got right after they pulled the nails out.”
The aired it and played AC/DC’s Highway To Hell right after.
What the shit-splattered baby Jesus on a jet-ski is blasphemy day?
There are two DJs? Well I’ll be damned.
Maffu, It’s similar to muslims slathering pork all over their bodies and licking it off day. The difference is that pork tastes better than sh*t. I base that on how the sh*t my cats produce, and the odor that wafts through the house when they are finished.
haha.
Jesus is hanging on the cross. He keeps calling for the Apostle Paul, and Paul finally arrives. “Yes, my Lord, what can I do for you? What do you need?”
“I need nothing, Paul,” Jesus replies, “but I wanted to tell you that I can see your house from here.”
(I know I posted a variation of this a while ago, sorry.)
Is blasphemy only allowed against Christian religions? Because I have an overwhelming urge to plop one on a koran I use as a doormat at the moment. Well, most moments.
.
`
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits
.
Rare photo of Muslim pussie:
YAY two DJ’s!! One can stay at home and keep B&Ping while the other travels!!
Damn! I missed Blasphemy day!
Sweeeeeet Jeezus Bitsy, I did too.
I am xenu lord of darkness! I am proud to be one of the many students that helped drive the scientologists off my university campus
,