Internet Anagram Server = Isn’t rearrangement rave?
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Dictionary = Indicatory
Schoolmaster = The classroom
Elvis = Lives
Listen = Silent
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Madam Curie = Radium came
A telephone girl = Repeating “Hello”
Western Union = No Wire Unsent
The country side = No City Dust Here
Evangelist = Evil’s Agent
Astronomers = Moon starers / No more stars
Postmaster = Stamp Store
A telescope = To see place
The eyes = They see
The cockroach = Cook, catch her
Waitress = A stew, Sir?
The centenarians = I can hear ten “tens”
Desperation = A rope ends it
I run to escape = A persecution
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
The Meaning of Life = The fine game of nil
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in’em
Conversation = Voices Rant On
Disraeli = I lead, Sir.
Clothespins = So let’s pinch
Mr. Mojo risin’ = Jim Morrison
(from the Doors song, “L.A. Woman”)
The Great New York Rapid Transit Tunnel = Giant work in street, partly underneath
Florence Nightingale = Nigel, Fetch an Iron Leg / Flit on Cheering Angel
MacDonalds = Clam and Sod
Darling I love you = leaving your idol / Avoiding our yell
Butterfly = Flutter-by
Heavy Rain? = Hire a Navy!
Tom Cruise = So I’m Cuter
Animosity = Is No Amity
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Funeral = Real Fun
Protectionism = Nice to imports
A domesticated animal = Docile, as a man Tamed it
The Railroad Train = Hi! I Rattle and Roar
The Hilton = Hint: Hotel
A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss = Stroller on Go, Amasses Nothing
Sunshine and Shadow = Show in Sun and Shade
The Check is in the Mail = Claim “Heck, I sent it (heh)”
The United States Bureau of Fisheries = I Raise the Bass to Feed Us in the Future
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z’s
Vacation Times = I’m Not as Active
Software = Swear Oft
Sycophant = Acts phony
Silicon Graphics = A Long Chip Crisis / Can logic ship, sir? / Gosh, sir, I can clip!
Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
The Detectives = Detect Thieves
The Hospital Ambulance = A Cab, I Hustle to Help Man
Semolina = Is No Meal
The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom
Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim
A Gentleman = Elegant Man
Presbyterians = Best In Prayers = Britney Spears
The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point = I’m a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
Salman Rushdie = Read, Shun Islam
Martin Scorsese = Screen is a storm
Barbie doll = I’ll bare bod / Babe I’d roll / Liberal bod
Student Information Processing Board = Computation Transgression Forbidden
Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
Patrick Stewart = A Crap Trek Twist
Mel Gibson = Bong Smile
Admirer = Married
Indomitableness = Endless ambition
New York Times = Monkeys write / Monkey writes
Television programming = Permeating living rooms
David Letterman = Nerd amid late TV
Howard Stern = Retard shown
Contradiction = Accord not in it
Debit card = Bad credit
God save us all = Salvaged soul
Thanks Mike F
Pssst! It’s “AnagraM”. 🙂
Oh hoh, now this is old, I’ve had this in my bookmarks for yeeaaarsss, didn’t expect to see it here. http://wordsmith.org/anagram/
My favorite is from Hamlet by Shakespeare:
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. =
In one of the Bard’s best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
Thanks Gully. My spell checker doesn’t check the titles. And sometimes my fingers don’t listen well to my brain.
Anagrams, the beginning…
Ohio = Ohio
poop = poop
Jon, email Deb and tell her she has to name her bar Bits And Pieces!
And Richard, you’re thinking of a Palindrome
Deb Panics Site
Deb A Nicest Sip
A Deb Ices Pints
I Deb, aces pints.
Deb is nitecaps
Mike – They are primarily classified as palindromes, but they also qualify as anagrams since the letters are rearranged (swap the first and last letters). Besides, this isn’t an English class. LOL
Mike – Actually, it occurred to me that “Ohio” is not a palindrome (Ohio vs. Oiho).
Richard, don’t you hate it when you screw up a comment but can’t delete it? We have to talk to Jon about that.
Mike, remember my anagram for Deb back here?
http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/05/03/bits-pieces-t-shirts/
Booooooriiiinnnnnngggggg!
Gee, Scott, I’m having problems with that link. Could you repost them please?
All of them? Kate (I mean Cate whoever she is) might not want hers reposted. Here’s Deb’s and mine for ‘Bits and Pieces, We scour the web so you don’t have to’:
‘I C DEB’S NEW PANTIES’
‘We covet Deborah’s tush… you too?’
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Scotty needs sandwich, heave two pure boobies out.
One more example of America going to hell. People have just too much time on their hands and this is what they use it for? Clever but useless.
Try turning “spare time” into “do something useful”.
I think you’re using some of the letters more than once, Scott.
I just counted the letters, it seems ok to me.
Count them at 5:15am, Scott, you’ll see what I mean.
I thought this was hilarious. I haven’t laughed so hard in awhile.
People who quibble about spelling and definitions or if something has been posted before or grammer or any other picky concern should not try to socialize on-line or probably anywhere for that matter.
I’m cool with any civil communication or expression that helps me understand other points of view.
This point was funny and creative.
Faux News motto “Fair and Balanced” => “Candied Anal Barf”